KKVIX Results

1. Jesse
2. Justin
3. Dave
4. Mike

What the future holds

KKVIII Results

1. Justin
2. Jesse
3. Dave
4. Mike


(Final scores were lost in a fire, presumably set by Mike after coming in last yet again.)

KKVII Results

Bravo Jesse, for claiming the Kart Kup for the second time. But I think you will find that it is the third Kart Kup victory that proves to be elusive. Here are the final scores. Pretty crazy how similar these totals are to the KKVI results, with the exception of Jesse and Justin swapping places. Next time it is my turn.

1. Jesse - 369
2. Justin - 359
3. Dave - 347
4. Mike - 255

Vol. 5 Cover & Final Tracklist

1. Toad - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces/Ben Folds Five
2. Yoshi - Dinosaur Act/Matthew Sweet
3. Wario - Wild Thing/The Troggs
4. DK - Monkey Paw/Mourning Widows
5. Luigi Raceway - Come Out & Play/The Offspring
6. Moo Moo Farm - Desperado/Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
7. Koopa Troopa Beach - My Wave/Soundgarden
8. Kalimari Desert - The Boys of Summer/The Ataris
9. Toad's Turnpike - The Metro/Alkaline Trio
10. Frappe Snowland - Love Like Winter/AFI
11. Choco Mountain - Heavy/Collective Soul
12. Mario Raceway - Cars/Fear Factory
13. Wario Stadium - Take Me Out/Franz Ferdinand
14. Sherbet Land - Penguin/Home Video
15. Royal Raceway - Kingdom/Dave Gahan
16. Bowser's Castle - Down In Flames/Reel Big Fish
17. DK's Jungle Parkway - I Wanna Be Like You/Louis Prima
18. Yoshi Valley - Long Way Down/Goo Goo Dolls
19. Banshee Boardwalk - Enter Sandman/Metallica
20. Rainbow Road - End Over End/Foo Fighters

The Kart Kup Soundtrack Vol. 5

Here we have the working track list for what is presumably the final Kart Kup soundtrack. Click on each song to preview.

1. Toad - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces/Ben Folds Five
2. Yoshi - Dinosaur Act/Matthew Sweet
3. Wario - Wild Thing/The Troggs
4. DK - Monkey Paw/Mourning Widows
5. Luigi Raceway - Ready Steady Go/Oakenfold
6. Moo Moo Farm - Desperado/Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
7. Koopa Troopa Beach - My Wave/Soundgarden
8. Kalimari Desert - The Boys of Summer/The Ataris
9. Toad's Turnpike - Traffic/Ned's Atomic Dustbin
10. Frappe Snowland - Love Like Winter/AFI
11. Choco Mountain - Heavy/Collective Soul
12. Mario Raceway - Come Out & Play/The Offspring
13. Wario Stadium - Take Me Out/Franz Ferdinand
14. Sherbet Land - Colder/Travis
15. Royal Raceway - Kingdom/Dave Gahan
16. Bowser's Castle - Down In Flames/Reel Big Fish
17. DK's Jungle Parkway - I Wanna Be Like You/Louis Prima
18. Yoshi Valley - Fall Down/Toad The Wet Sprocket
19. Banshee Boardwalk - Enter Sandman/Metallica
20. Rainbow Road - End Over End/Foo Fighters

Runtime: 79:40

A few worthy alternates which could possibly be voted in if it be the will of the brotherhood:

Wario - Ya Mama/The Pharcyde
Moo Moo Farm - Maggie's Farm/Rage Against the Machine
Kalimari Desert - In God's Country/U2
Koopa Troopa Beach - Big Wave/Pearl Jam
Bowser's Castle - Fire/Jimi Hendrix

KKVI Results

Congrats to Justin for claiming his 3rd Kart Kup victory at KKVI on Saturday. Special thanks to our sponsors: The Philadelphian, Mountain Dew Code Red, and Skookie Cast Iron Skillets by Santé. Here are the final results:

1. Justin - 357 points
   
2. Jesse - 349 points
   
3. Dave - 337 points
   
4. Mike - 276 points
   

And a moment of silence for this poor unfortunate coffee table tile. May it rest in pieces.